BOOOOOSH

This is what my college roommates and I used to call booshing. Or bouching, I'm not sure the proper spelling. It's when you grab someone's head and shove it in your crotch whilst, of course, yelling "BOOOOSH". This is what's about to happen here. And I can't help but notice that of all the people that were bowling with us, my boyfriend picked our gay friend Sam. He almost looks like he's voluntarily headed that direction. Crud.