"Warm liquid"

So, this happened at my boyfriend's birthday party. His favorite guest seemed to be the one with the fewest articles of clothing on, and in this picture, he's squirting warm liquid on that WHORE with a....I don't even know what. Maybe he just really liked the simplicity of his costume? I'm not going to sleep well tonight.

BOOOOOSH

This is what my college roommates and I used to call booshing. Or bouching, I'm not sure the proper spelling. It's when you grab someone's head and shove it in your crotch whilst, of course, yelling "BOOOOSH". This is what's about to happen here. And I can't help but notice that of all the people that were bowling with us, my boyfriend picked our gay friend Sam. He almost looks like he's voluntarily headed that direction. Crud.

Butt man

Well...he's always been a "butt" man. So I guess that explains the happy look on his face...I hope :(

Touch(y)down

Well...I was going through some old pictures and came across this one. That I took. I expected that my boyfriend had tackled our friend for a good reason, but when they looked up at me with those stupid gleeful looks on their faces, it was clear they were enjoying their floor-embrace. They might as well have made out on my floor.

Special hug

What. The. Fuck.