So, this happened at my boyfriend's birthday party. His favorite guest seemed to be the one with the fewest articles of clothing on, and in this picture, he's squirting warm liquid on that WHORE with a....I don't even know what. Maybe he just really liked the simplicity of his costume? I'm not going to sleep well tonight.
Evidence My Boyfriend is Gay
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Sunday, January 29, 2012
BOOOOOSH
This is what my college roommates and I used to call booshing. Or bouching, I'm not sure the proper spelling. It's when you grab someone's head and shove it in your crotch whilst, of course, yelling "BOOOOSH". This is what's about to happen here. And I can't help but notice that of all the people that were bowling with us, my boyfriend picked our gay friend Sam. He almost looks like he's voluntarily headed that direction. Crud.
Friday, January 20, 2012
Butt man
Well...he's always been a "butt" man. So I guess that explains the happy look on his face...I hope :(
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Touch(y)down
Well...I was going through some old pictures and came across this one. That I took. I expected that my boyfriend had tackled our friend for a good reason, but when they looked up at me with those stupid gleeful looks on their faces, it was clear they were enjoying their floor-embrace. They might as well have made out on my floor.
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Whoops
I guess my boyfriend got so gay that he made me delete the blog.
Maybe his raging hard-on for men knocked my blog off the desk by accident.
Maybe his penis ran into my blog while he was watching gay porn on my computer and my blog was like "fuck dat shit"
I mean. He's still so gay.
Maybe his raging hard-on for men knocked my blog off the desk by accident.
Maybe his penis ran into my blog while he was watching gay porn on my computer and my blog was like "fuck dat shit"
I mean. He's still so gay.
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